Cheater!!

I cheated on her! I know what you're thinking, "another hopeless shallow male with no sense of commitment". You're right.
We'd been togethor for about 3 years. As soon as we met we found we could talk togethor so easily. We just hit it off right from the start. She was so gentle, and was genuinely interested in my life and who I was. They were good times, how could I ever cheat?
Saturday morning, local shopping centre, I had every intention of dropping in to surprise her. And then I did it.... I walked right past her hair salon and straight around the corner into the 'other' hairdresser!!!
I know I could make the excuse that there were 5 other people waiting before me, and that I'd have to sit in the little chairs for 15 minutes, but it doesn't make it right, I know that.
Before I knew it, there I was in the chair of another woman, having her shampoo my hair and me telling her in my cute way "number 2 on the back and sides...blended at the back....yeh leave it a little longer on top, but you'll need the thinning scissors". Cute . CHEATER!
I felt so dirty, but so good, as she put the many years of experience into trimming my locks into shape. (by the way - my tip about hairdressers - always ask for the older hairdressers - they actually know how to cut hair! Don't trust your hair to someone that just got out of junior high)
Wow, she was good. My hair felt clean, and neat. But now I realised that my car was parked right outside the salon of the keeper of my follicles for the last 3 years.
What'll I do? Walk straight past the front of the salon and wave as if nothing has happened? She'd know, she's not stupid. I could walk past on the opposite side of the shops hoping she's to busy to look up...maybe? NO - I had to do the only thing I new was best for both of us.......
I walked out the opposite entrance and the 1.6km's around the whole shopping centre to get back to my car without being caught.
Cheater!